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This Week: Kanye West Owned by Pizza Hut

Apparently Kanye West, the man who has claimed “I am the number one human being in music,” needs money. He Tweeted last week “I need more access to money in order to bring more beautiful ideas to the world.” While this in and of itself was bizarre given that Kanye is one of the most successful recording artists of this century and is married to a very wealthy celebrity, the responses took another turn when @PizzaHutUK got into the mix. They decided to lend a hand by offering Kanye a job: “Stop telling everyone you need dough and try kneading some dough. We got your C.V. today. You start at 9am tomorrow.” While this was hilarious in and of itself, @PizzaHutUK took it to the next level by posting Kanye’s “resume” in the style of his new album cover. This might be one of the greatest trolling jobs we’ve ever seen:

.@kanyewest We’re sorry Kanye. We just can’t accept this. Please give us a call. pic.twitter.com/NpuAX7vbry

— Pizza Hut UK (@pizzahutuk) February 15, 2016

Thank’s to Scott’s Pizza Tours’ blog for posting this awesome find from Anna Orchard – a definition of pizza dating all the way back to 1892. In the same year that Grover Cleaveland was elected president of the United States and Thomas Edison received a patent for the two-way telegraph, people would have described pizza as “a sort of cake,” at least according to the Commercial Dictionary of Trade Products:

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Source:: For The Love of Pizza